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Death to Word

Desktop publishing has given way to laptop or smartphone publishing. And Microsoft Word is an atrocious tool for Web writing. Its document-formatting mission means that every piece of text it creates is thickly wrapped in metadata, layer on layer of invisible, unnecessary instructions about how the words should look on paper.

New For Internet Explorer 10: Compat Inspector

Back in 2011, Microsoft has revealed a Compact Inspector feature for Internet Explorer 9, which allows web developers to quickly notice the IE’s platform changes and tweak sites accordingly.

Now, with the new Metro UI overtaking pretty much everything, the software giant has revealed a tweaked version specifically for IE10 and as you might have guessed, it does use Metro tiles.

MSIE auto-updates: a holiday gift to web developers everywhere

The state of the web is about to get a whole lot better, as the living dead release their stranglehold on the Windows desktop and a new generation of beautifully standards-compliant IE browsers rolls out automatically to tens of millions of computer users.

Microsoft Loses Grip On UK Small Business Market

According to an Accredited Supplier poll, Microsoft is losing their grip on the UK small business market under increasing pressure from cloud computing and open source software. Accredited Suppliers poll of 1400 Microsoft customers, all small businesses in the UK, has raised concerns over Microsofts future in this market segment.

Microsoft’s grinning robots or the Brotherhood of the Mac. Which is worse?

Still, bad though it is, I vaguely prefer the clumping, clueless, uncool, crappiness of Microsoft’s bland Stepford gang to the creepy assurance of the average Mac evangelist. At least the grinning dildos in the Windows video are fictional, whereas eerie replicant Mac monks really are everywhere, standing over your shoulder in their charcoal pullovers, smirking with amusement at your hopelessly inferior OS, knowing they’re better than you because they use Mac OS X v10.6 Snow Leopard. I don’t care if you’re right. I just want you to die.

Acer’s Linpus Linux Lite ultra-portable laptop piles the pressure on Microsoft

Given the specification (Intel atom N270 chip, 8.9 inch screen, webcam, 1024 x 600 resolution, 8GB SSD, three USB ports, VGA, and two SD card slots, two mini PCI slots (one for the WiFi and one for upcoming Wimax or HSDPA), Ethernet port, touchpad, 802.11b/g WiFi and a default 512MB of memory with a spare slot to add more) the Aspire One represents stonking good value for money. This is a seriously useful piece of kit and Acer are not hiding their light under a bushel either.

Linux-Windows Single Sign-On

I am an advocate of centralized identity management and I think Active Directory makes a great repository for user account information. Interoperability can be a challenge, though. For example, you may work in a mixed environment of Linux/Unix and Windows and want users to take advantage of their Windows accounts when logging on at a Linux/Unix machine. This provides single sign-on for users who otherwise would need to maintain two different sets of passwords.

By association

I used to be a drummer. The definition of a drummer is someone who hangs around with musicians.
I am a web developer. The definition of a web developer is someone who hangs around with computer people.

The good thing about being a web developer is that you’ve always got an expert friend on the end of the phone. No matter what your computer-related query may be, you can always find someone in your Palm who knows everything about it. In the very early hours of this morning, I made such a call to a friend about my ex-hard drive—to establish the cause of death. This particular friend understands such matters right down to the movement of electrons, so seemed the most suitable candidate for this query. Having taken the expired unit off my hands, he called me to explain the cause of the problem: Microsoft. That’s right, folks, any other OS maker you care to mention will be more than happy to format and run on the aforementioned ’dead’ drive. I am therefore planning to plug the thing back in and set up my machine in dual boot—one half Windows and the other Unix. With that in mind, read this disclaimer shown to people about to download the beta of IE6. Does it not seem more appropriate that all Microsoft products, beta or otherwise, should carry this warning?