Can’t resist a meme after all this time.
- My uncle once: “stole” my nose, and the bastard still hasn’t returned it. Bastard.
- Never in my life: have I worn a toga, and long may that continue.
- When I was five: I first realised that adults lie about everything, all the time.
- High school was: nowhere near as good as adulthood. Not by miles.
- I will never forget: my science teacher at primary school. Only the other day I was wondering what happened to Mr… um… god, what was his name?