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Tag Archives: humour
A Git Guide to Dating
1. Go to bar
2. Find hot girl, git checkout
BBC Magazine: 100 things we didn’t know last year
The most interesting and unexpected facts can emerge from the daily news stories and the Magazine documents some of them in its weekly feature, 10 things we didn’t know last week. To kick off 2010, here’s an almanac of the best from the past year.
One gay man, two lesbians, a three-legged cat and a poisoned curry plot
A gay man tried to poison his lesbian neighbours by putting slug pellets into their curry after he was accused of kidnapping their three-legged cat.
Greatest headline ever. Mail Online: One gay man, two lesbians, a three-legged cat and a poisoned curry plot
Microsoft’s grinning robots or the Brotherhood of the Mac. Which is worse?
Still, bad though it is, I vaguely prefer the clumping, clueless, uncool, crappiness of Microsoft’s bland Stepford gang to the creepy assurance of the average Mac evangelist. At least the grinning dildos in the Windows video are fictional, whereas eerie replicant Mac monks really are everywhere, standing over your shoulder in their charcoal pullovers, smirking with amusement at your hopelessly inferior OS, knowing they’re better than you because they use Mac OS X v10.6 Snow Leopard. I don’t care if you’re right. I just want you to die.
How Long Does Bill Murray Spend in Groundhog Day?
According to Harold Ramis, on the Groundhog Day DVD commentary, Bill Murray spent 10 years trapped in his own little corner of hell… But this seems like an arbitrary number. We can do better than that.
Wolf Gnards: How Long Does Bill Murray Spend in Groundhog Day?
Give Up and Use Tables
We’ve scientifically determined the maximum amount of time that you should need to make a layout work in CSS: it’s 47 minutes. When your time is up, we’ll even give you the table code you need. Take three minutes to build a table. And ten minutes to get a donut. Bill the client for an hour. Done.
Urban knitting – the world’s most inoffensive graffiti
There’s a new form of graffiti in town, and it’s so pleasant that i can’t imagine even the harshest critics of regular graffiti getting wound up. I mean, who in their right mind would come face to face with a sweater-wearing tree and do anything but smile?
Deputy Dog: urban knitting – the world’s most inoffensive graffiti