Elvis is alive and well and living in…
…seclusion as “Jesse”, the name of his deceased twin brother
…Cincinnati
…Scotland
…Wallington
…Yorkshire
…Las Vegas
…sunny California
…Pookepsieville
…New Zealand
…Toronto
…Gravesend
…cyberspace, but can YOU find him?
…Indianapolis
…Tupelo
…Moscow
…a council house on Briar Hill somewhere
…Chatswood
…Pittsburgh
…Delhi
…Sackville
…Keel
…Florida
…Atlanta
…Feltham
…Zimbabwe, picking up stray hitchhikers
…my cellar
…Sutton
…Nantucket
…Eketahuna
…your home
…Kalamazoo
…Moonee Ponds
…our fish tank
…my pants
…Brighton, running that chocolate pancake stall on the pier
…some widow’s refrigerator
…a small town just south of Ottawa called Tweed
…Pine Hall
…Melbourne under the pseudonym Mark Caligiuri
…Rodborough under the name of Lord Strange
…Michigan somewhere
…Knocknagoshel
…Ben Stiller
…Waikiki
…one of the rooms of this hotel