During one lifetime, an average human being will:
have sex over three thousand times, with about eight different partners;
spend twenty-two years sleeping;
vomit for no apparent reason over seventy thousand times;
spend thirty four years assembling flat-packed shelving units;
reboot windows over two million times because of non-explicable errors;
spend nineteen years standing in wardrobes cursing and swearing.
Yes, it’s been a bit of an odd day.