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Long live the King

Elvis is alive and well and living in…
…seclusion as “Jesse”, the name of his deceased twin brother
…Cincinnati
…Scotland
…Wallington
…Yorkshire
…Las Vegas
…sunny California
…Pookepsieville
…New Zealand
…Toronto
…Gravesend
…cyberspace, but can YOU find him?
…Indianapolis
…Tupelo
…Moscow
…a council house on Briar Hill somewhere
…Chatswood
…Pittsburgh
…Delhi
…Sackville
…Keel
…Florida
…Atlanta
…Feltham
…Zimbabwe, picking up stray hitchhikers
…my cellar
…Sutton
…Nantucket
…Eketahuna
…your home
…Kalamazoo
…Moonee Ponds
…our fish tank
…my pants
…Brighton, running that chocolate pancake stall on the pier
…some widow’s refrigerator
…a small town just south of Ottawa called Tweed
…Pine Hall
…Melbourne under the pseudonym Mark Caligiuri
…Rodborough under the name of Lord Strange
…Michigan somewhere
…Knocknagoshel
…Ben Stiller
…Waikiki
…one of the rooms of this hotel

Natural selection

Auntie reports that “…taller men are more sexually attractive and are more likely to father children…”. An interesting study into why men are generally taller than women—via the process of natural selection.

The love of my life is fractionally shorter than me, but her shoes are taller than mine. She’s also older than I am. Such variations from the mean led me to wonder what parallels, if any, could be determined from natural selection in gay couples.

15 Aug 2002

Thick-as-shitzilla

Hi there! We’re totally fucking clueless. How are you?

“Please be advised that your use of the GODZILLA mark constitutes a trademark infringement and confuses consumers and the public…” Confuses the suits, more like. After all, that’s what weblogs do best!

Steal my ideas

About four years ago, I had this idea to start two sister sites called “Great Website, Crap Product” and “Great Product, Crap Website” which would highlight sites that fell into either of these categories. I then thought about two more sites: “Great Website, Great Product” and, predictably, “Crap Website, Crap Product”. Never got past the idea stage, and never likely to either. Feel free to pinch it and make a million.