Gross
It’s pretty gross, but it’s still not the grossest thing I’ve seen today. It is, in fact, the third grossest thing I’ve seen today. The grossest thing I’ve seen today is so gross that, as much as I want to, the powers-that-be forbid me from showing it to you. Yes, it really is that gross. I nearly lost my lunch. I’m also not allowed to show you the second grossest thing of the day as, again, it has been deemed too gross—but this one you’ve probably already seen. It did the rounds by email a few months ago, and I stumbled across it again this morning. As gross as it was, however, its grossness still did not prepare me for the grossest thing I’ve seen today. In fact, the grossest thing I’ve seen today is probably well within the top three gross things I’ve ever seen in my entire life. Yes, it really is that gross.
Today I also discovered that my MP is John Redwood. This comes in as the fourth grossest thing of the day.
