Tonight, the first million will be won on Who Wants to be a Millionaire. I shan’t be watching, although it makes me wonder what the telly gurus will dream up next. How about Carol Vorderman hosting a show in which two sets of neighbours are locked in each others homes for seven weeks and have to completely redecorate the place, while answering multiple choice questions and being watched day and night over the ’net. Then at the end the viewing public will decide who wins the huge cash prize.